Husband far away when you're trying to put together a crib?
Don't feel like waiting a month for him to get home?
The instructions not joking about needing two adults for assembly?
Tired of yelling things like "NO! I said hold it UP!" and "The screw doesn't go in that hole!" and even "Just because I said shit doesn't mean you are allowed to!" at your three year old?
Yeah, I've been there, too
But never fear. You can get this two adult job done by yourself.
Just gather all the pillows in your living room and pretend they are your other adult holding up all the sides of your crib for
easy alignment, and then hope like hell that none of the large pieces of iron slip out of place and gouge a hole in your wall. Or take out the three year old. But I was mostly concerned with the wall.
See, the resourcefulness of Army wives knows no bounds.
And your baby will thank you by sleeping through the night.
Well, yours might.
I can pretty much guarantee that mine won't.